Look before you sit

Never understood the concept of having to put the toilet seat down when you're in a house populated by women... is it really that hard to, i dunno, look before you sit?! Women always use the standby excuse of "what if I fall in, OMG, my butt will get wet, what if I get stuck, whatever shall I do?" I have a foolproof remedy that can help all women (or men, for that matter) with this problem. I call it "LOOK BEFORE YOU F--KING SIT!!"

Personally, I always try to look before I sit somewhere, whether that be a seat at a restaurant, a seat in a movie theater, a metro seat, a car seat, my own couch, or yes, even the damn toilet. You know why I do this? So I don't sit on something unexpected. When I sit on a couch, I expect a nice plushy seat... sitting on something else, such as a toy, a remote control, a piece of cake, something sharp, or anything else that's unexpected throws a wrench into my "sitting activity". Likewise, sitting on a toilet and not having the seat there would probably end badly. Therefore, I ascribe to a simple mantra: LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT.

Everyone look before you sit... it makes the world a better place.