Urinal technology

I am sick and tired of urinals with excessive splatter effect. Guys know what I'm talking about... those crappy urinals that are either hung on the wall at the wrong height or manufactured with the wrong porcelain curvature to the point where no matter where your stream hits, you still get splattered with your own piss.

It's getting out of hand, folks. Seriously, why can't they manufacture toilets that don't make it look like a raincloud pelted my crotchal region? According to Wikipedia, the urinal was patented in the United States in the year 1866... that's over 140 years ago. Why haven't we mastered this "technology" already?

Get your shit together, Kohler. Men everywhere are counting on you.

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Happy Monday, fuckers.